GDO: ..uh..Nazi German hasn't existed since 1945.
I want to see aw..aw..
GDO: You realize that the original was destroyed by the Germans and the Russians rebuilt it?
Oh, I don't want to go then.
GDO: What about seeing the cathedrals and works of art?
You know who Julius is?
GDO: Julius is a first name, can you give me more to go on?
Julius Caesar, he was a French..
GDO: No, he was a Latin.
I want to see his...
GDO: ...Caesar was burned. There's nothing to see.
I don't want to go then.
With apologies to Dave Berry, I'm not making this up.